I’m Into Dirty Talk (Like Soil You Weirdo) Funny Plant Sign – 3.5x3.5 or 4.5x4.5 Wood Block – Plant Pun Gift – Sassy Plant Decor

For the pun-loving plant parent who keeps it flirty and filthy (with soil, obviously), this 3.5" x 3.5" x 1.2" or 4.5" x 4.5" x .6" sign says it all. “I’m Into Dirty Talk (Like Soil You Weirdo)” is the perfect blend of sass, soil, and sarcasm.

Place it on a shelf, gift it to your favorite green-thumbed flirt, or use it to break the ice at your next plant swap.

Details:
🌱 Size: 3.5" x 3.5" x 1.2" or 4.5" x 4.5" x .6"
🌿 Material: Solid rough wood, white background with bold black text
📍 Freestanding – ideal for desktops, windowsills, or anywhere you talk dirty about dirt
🎁 Perfect for plant parents, pun-lovers, and cheeky gift-givers

Why You’ll Love It:
It’s naughty-but-naturey. This block adds personality and a good laugh to any plant nook or gift box.