Please Don’t Die - Funny Plant Sign – 3.5x3.5 Wood Block – Plant Parent Humor – Houseplant Shelf Decor – Plant Lover Gift
$5.96
Every plant parent has whispered it. Now you can say it out loud—with style. This 3.5" x 3.5" x 1.2" wooden sign features the all-too-relatable plea: “Please Don’t Die.”
Perfect for your drama queen Calathea or the succulent on its 9th life, this sign brings humor to the highs and lows of houseplant care.
Details:
🪴 Size: 3.5" x 3.5" x 1.2"
🌿 Material: Solid rough wood block, painted white with black lettering
📍 Freestanding – ideal for shelves, desktops, windowsills, or plant corners
🎁 A hilarious and heartfelt gift for any plant lover who's trying their best
Why You’ll Love It:
It’s simple, relatable, and funny. This little sign adds a touch of personality and plant parent truth to your indoor jungle.
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