Water It or Watch It Die Like Relationships - Funny Plant Sign – 3.5x3.5 or 4.5x4.5 Wood Block – Plant Parent Humor – Breakup Gift

Equal parts plant care tip and emotional damage, this wood block doesn’t pull any punches. “Water It or Watch It Die Like Relationships” delivers the truth—loud, funny, and kind of sad (just like you).

Choose 3.5" x 3.5" or 4.5" x 4.5" freestanding sign is perfect for a shelf full of thriving pothos and not-so-thriving love lives.

Details:
🪴 Size: 3.5" x 3.5" x 1.2" rough block, OR 4.5" x 4.5" x .6" smooth block
🌿 Material: rough wood block, painted white with bold black lettering
📍 Freestanding – no hanging needed
🎁 Great for plant lovers, serial daters, and anyone who waters plants better than people

Why You’ll Love It:
It’s snarky, relatable, and a perfect plant-parent pep talk (or reality check). Add it to your jungle to keep things grounded… emotionally and botanically.