Plant Hoe Manifesto Sign – 4.5x4.5 Wood Block – Funny Plant Decor – Sassy Houseplant Gift – Bold Plant Queen Shelf Sign

$7.95

The Plant Hoe Manifesto is here, and it's loud, proud, and full of chlorophyll. This 4.5" x 4.5" x 0.6" wooden sign is the perfect declaration for any plant lover who's not afraid to get dirty (with soil), flirt with fiddle leaf figs, and flex their green-thumb power.

It’s the ultimate shelf shout-out for the houseplant-obsessed baddie with too many plants and zero regrets.

Details:
🌱 Size: 4.5" x 4.5" x 0.6"
🪴 Material: Solid wood, painted white with bold black lettering
👑 Freestanding – perfect for shelves, windowsills, or greenhouse thrones
🎁 A hilarious and iconic gift for the proudest of plant hoes

Why You’ll Love It:
Because being a plant hoe isn’t a phase—it’s a lifestyle. This block says what we’re all thinking: we’ll repot the drama, rearrange our Monstera, and do it with flair.

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