Dead Inside But My Plants Are Thriving – 3.5x3.5 or 4.5x4.5 Wood Sign – Funny Plant Decor – Dark Humor Shelf Sign – Plant Lover Gift

Because maybe your soul’s on low light mode—but your Monstera is thriving. This 3.5" x 3.5" x 1.2" OR 4.5" x 4.5" x 0.6" wood block keeps it hilariously real with the phrase: “Dead Inside But My Plants Are Thriving.”

It’s the perfect blend of sarcasm and self-awareness for plant lovers who cope with compost and cope with humor.

Details:
🖤 Size: 3.5" x 3.5" x 1.2" rough block or 4.5" x 4.5" x 0.6" smooth block
🌿 Material: Solid wood, painted white with bold black lettering
📍 Freestanding – made for shelves, desks, or that dark little corner you avoid
🎁 Great gift for sarcastic plant lovers, plant moms with anxiety, or anyone who's emotionally wilted but botanically winning