Mist Me You Coward – 4.5x4.5 Wood Plant Sign – Funny Houseplant Decor – Bold Plant Lover Gift – Sassy Shelf Sign
$7.95
This one’s for the high-humidity queens and their passive-aggressive pothos. “Mist Me You Coward” delivers big drama in bold letters, perfect for the plant who isn’t getting the moisture she deserves.
At 4.5" x 4.5" x 0.6", this freestanding wooden sign is ready to bring sass and sarcasm to any shelf, terrarium, or indoor jungle that demands more mist and less excuses.
Details:
💧 Size: 4.5" x 4.5" x 0.6"
🌿 Material: Solid wood, painted white with bold black text
📍 Freestanding – no hanging hardware needed
🎁 Great gift for plant lovers who know their calatheas crave respect (and daily spritzing)
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