Set of 3 Funny Plant Quote Blocks – 3.5" Wood Signs – Dirty, Sassy, and Slightly Unhinged Plant Decor – Gift for Plant Lovers

Got a jungle and a questionable sense of humor? Same. This bundle of 3 badass little plant quote blocks is here to spice up your shelf, offend your mother-in-law, and validate your totally normal obsession with leafy green roommates.

Each block is handmade, painted white, and stamped with plant lover profanity, passive-aggressive plant threats, or just straight-up chaos. They’re 3.5" x 3.5" x 1.2" Rough Block Wood... unhinged joy for your windowsill, shelfie, or altar to Monstera.

YOU GET 3 BLOCKS – choose your faves:
🪴 1. “Repot Me Like You Mean It”
🌱 2. “It’s Not Hoarding If It’s Plants”
🌵 3. “I’m a Succa for You”
🌿 4. “I Raise Plants and Hell”
🌿 5. “Big. Leaf. Energy.”
🐈 6. “Plant Lady Is the New Cat Lady”
💀 7. “Dead Inside But My Plants Are Thriving”
🌱 8. “Issa Whole Lotta Plants in This MF”
☠️ 9. “Might Be Toxic Just Like My Favorite Plants”
☠️ 10. “Please don't die”
💧11. “Water It or Watch It Die Like Relationships”
🪴 12. “I’m Into Dirty Talk (Like Soil You Weirdo)”

Size: 3.5" x 3.5" x 1.2" each
Sealed gloss finish – safe from misting rage or repotting wine spills