$7.15 $7.95
You said you were done buying plants... but then that variegated Monstera winked at you.
Now look at you—knee-deep in pothos, broke but happy, and proud of it.
Introducing your new altar piece:
“MY SHRINE TO POOR FINANCIAL DECISIONS.”
Perfect for plant lovers, impulse buyers, or anyone who treats their credit card like it’s not real money. This little sign brings big sass to your plant shelf, desk, or windowsill jungle.
DETAILS:
🪴 Size: 3.25" H x 3.25" W x 1.25" D
🪴 Freestanding – no hanging hardware needed
🪴 Painted wood with bold black lettering
🪴 Handmade and full of truth
🪴 A must-have for plant addicts and chaos gardeners everywhere
Add it to your shelf of regrets—or better yet, pair it with another plant. You know you want to.
1-2 business days
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.