3.25" Wood Block Sign - Stop Staring at My Leaves, Perv | Funny Plant Sign, Sassy Houseplant Decor, Plant Parent Gift
$7.15 $7.95
Some plants are just built different—and this one knows it. Whether you’re flaunting a gloriously veined Alocasia or just tired of people eyeing your Monstera in all the wrong ways, this unapologetically sassy wood sign is here to set boundaries. Loudly.
Perfect for your plant shelf, greenhouse, or anywhere pervy stares are strictly prohibited. Bonus points if your leaves actually are a little seductive.
DETAILS
• Size: 3.25" H x 3.25" W x 1.25" D
• Handmade on solid wood
• Freestanding—no hardware needed
• Typography so bold, even your thirsty Calathea will pay attention
• Made for plant queens, green-thumbed weirdos, and botanical badasses
Your plants are hot. Your décor should be too.
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