Are you emotionally unstable but your philodendron is THRIVING? Same, bestie.
This 4" x 4" x 1" wooden block sign is for the gifted few who can’t keep a relationship alive but have somehow mastered the art of plant parenting. Sit it on your shelf, plop it in your plant nook, or gift it to your fellow unhinged horticulturist. It’s cute, it’s sassy, and it’s disturbingly relatable.
Product Details:
🪴 Dimensions: 4" H x 4" W x 4" D
🪴 Free-standing or shelf-ready
🪴 Painted wood block with bold black lettering
🪴 Handmade with love and a little unaddressed trauma
Perfect for plant hoarders, chaotic gift-givers, or anyone who uses pothos as personality.
Shipping from United States
Processing time
1-2 business days
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