3.25" Wood Block Sign - WHAT THE FICUS | Funny Plant Sign, Sassy Houseplant Decor, Gardener Gift, Plant Lover Gift, Plant Parent Decor

Someone call the horticulture hotline—because this ficus has zero chill.
This hilarious wood block sign says what we’re all thinking when that plant decides to throw a tantrum over… absolutely nothing. Droopy leaves? Dry soil? A whisper of breeze? WHAT THE FICUS!?

Perfectly sized to sass up your plant shelf, desk, or greenhouse vibes—this 3.25" x 3.25" x 1.25" chunky wood block is freestanding and painted in clean, modern neutrals with bold black lettering that even your most dramatic ficus can’t ignore.

Details:
• Dimensions: 3.25" H x 3.25" W x 1.25" D
• Freestanding wood block – perfect for shelves, desks, or next to that high-maintenance fiddle leaf
• Painted by hand in our shop with a bold, cheeky attitude
• Makes a hilarious gift for plant lovers, gardeners, or anyone who’s ever lost sleep over a monstera

Warning: May cause unexpected snorting from guests and increased side-eye from sensitive plants.