3.25" Wood Block Sign - Dead Inside But My Plants Are Thriving | Funny Plant Lover Decor, Sassy Desk Sign, Indoor Plant Humor Gift

When your soul is running on caffeine and sarcasm but your plants are living their best life, this sign gets it. 🌱 This 3.25" x 3.25" x 1.25" freestanding wood block sign says what every tired, overworked, plant-obsessed human is thinking: “Dead Inside But My Plants Are Thriving.”

Perfect for plant parents with a dark sense of humor, this small but mighty sign brings a little sass to your plant shelf, office desk, or coffee station. It also makes a hilariously relatable gift for your favorite chaotic friend or coworker.

🔥 DETAILS:
Size: 3.25" H x 3.25" W x 1.25" D
Freestanding, lightweight, and easy to style
Bold black text on a white wooden block for a clean, modern farmhouse vibe
Perfect for tiered trays, plant stands, window sills, or your office shelf of doom
A funny, affordable gift for birthdays, housewarmings, or “just because you’re a plant-loving gremlin like me” occasions

This little sign might not fix your existential dread, but it will make your plant corner look fabulous while you ignore your responsibilities. 😉

Perfect For:
Plant shelf or tiered tray decor
Dark humor gifts for plant lovers
Funny coworker desk accessories
Indoor garden or windowsill displays
Housewarming gifts with a sassy twist

📦 Handmade, packed with snark, and shipped fast – because life’s too short for boring home decor.