3.25" Wood Block Sign - Green Mean and a Little Obscene | Funny Plant Decor, Sassy Houseplant Gift

$7.15 $7.95

Who says plant parents can’t have a wild side? 🌿 This "Green Mean and a Little Obscene" wood sign is here to add a little spice to your plant shelf. Bold, unapologetic, and just a tad naughty—this sign is perfect for anyone whose houseplants are thriving but their halo definitely isn’t.

Crafted from solid wood and made to stand on its own, this mini block sign is the ultimate piece of funny plant décor for shelves, desks, windowsills, or next to your favorite unruly Alocasia. Makes a hilarious gift for your sassiest, dirtiest-minded plant-loving friend (or yourself—we don’t judge).

Product Details:
Size: 3.25” H x 3.25” W x 1.25” D
Handmade from quality wood with a clean white finish and bold black lettering
Freestanding, no hanging hardware needed
Perfect size for plant shelves, tiered trays, or office desks
Adds a cheeky twist to any plant corner or home décor setup

Why You'll Love It:
✔ A little naughty, a lot funny
✔ Perfect gift for plant lovers with a spicy sense of humor
✔ Compact, stylish, and guaranteed to start conversations
✔ Handcrafted for that rustic, handmade vibe

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