Funny Plant Sign: "Water Me Daddy" Sassy Houseplant Decor

$7.95


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For the plants that are dramatic AND demanding, this “Water Me Daddy” wood sign is the ultimate statement piece. Perfect for your neediest monstera, your diva pothos, or as a daily reminder that your green babes expect VIP treatment.

This cheeky little sign brings chaotic plant parent humor to your shelf, windowsill, or office space. It’s hilarious, a little unhinged, and just inappropriate enough to make your guests spit out their coffee.

Details:
Size: 4” H x 4” W x 4” D
Solid wood, bold black lettering on clean white finish
Freestanding—no hanging required, just attitude included
Handmade rustic vibe with slight variations for unique charm

Perfect for plant lovers with a sassy sense of humor

Why You Need This Sign:
âś” Your plants are thirsty and they know it
âś” Adds instant chaotic plant cult vibes to your decor
âś” Perfect gift for plant moms, plant dads & plant zaddies
âś” Funny, inappropriate, and absolutely unforgettable

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