đź’€ Description:
For the plant parent who knows humidity is a lifestyle, not a suggestion. This “Mist Me You Coward” wood sign is perfect for every dramatic fern, thirsty calathea, and high-maintenance diva plant in your collection.
Whether you’re misting like a boss or neglecting your green babes until they’re crispy, this little sign will call you out (and make you laugh while doing it). Adds instant chaotic plant cult energy to any shelf, desk, or greenhouse corner.
Details:
Size: 4” H x 4” W x 1” D
Solid wood, bold black lettering on white
Freestanding—no hooks, no effort, just vibes
Handmade rustic charm, slight variations add character
Perfect for plant shelves, tiered trays, or as a fun gift for dramatic plant lovers
Why This Sign Slaps:
âś” A mood for every misting session
âś” Perfect gift for ferny friends and humidity addicts
✔ Small, funny, and slightly aggressive—just like your plants
✔ Handmade décor with spicy personality
Shipping from United States
Processing time
1-2 business days
Customs and import taxes
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.