3.25" Wood Block Sign - Thirsty AF | Funny Plant Lover Shelf Décor, Sassy Indoor Plant Gift

💀 Description:
For every plant parent who’s half horticulturist, half bartender, this “Thirsty AF” wood sign is a whole mood. Perfect for that one pothos that drinks like it’s been crawling through the desert, or as a reminder to chug some water yourself, babe.

Whether it's your plants, your coffee habit, or your late-night tequila choices—this sign says it all. Adds chaotic, unapologetic humor to any plant shelf, office space, or kitchen counter where you keep your neglected watering can.

Details:
Size: 3.25” H x 3.25” W x 1.25” D
Solid wood, bold black lettering on crisp white
Freestanding, lightweight, easy to move from shelf to shelf
Handmade with rustic charm—each piece is a little badass in its own way
Perfect for plant parents, hydration reminders, or thirsty souls everywhere

Why You'll Love It:
✔ Makes you and your guests laugh every time you water the plants
✔ Ideal gift for plant moms, plant dads, and certified thirst traps
✔ Small, cute, and just spicy enough to raise eyebrows
✔ Works as plant décor or a cheeky desk accessory