For a “calming hobby,” plants sure love to test your patience. 🌱🙃
This 4x4x1 wood block sign calls your leafy divas out with the blunt honesty they deserve:
“YOU’RE PRETTY DEMANDING FOR A CALMING HOBBY.”
Perfect for every plant parent who’s ever:
Been personally victimized by a crispy Monstera leaf 🍂
Whisper-yelled “WHY WON’T YOU JUST GROW?!” at 2am 🌙
Bought “one more plant” even though the jungle already owns your house 🏡🌿
Details (because plants aren’t the only ones that are high maintenance):
📏 Size: 4" x 4" x 1" — compact chaos with maximum impact
🌲 Material: Solid wood block, hand-finished with a crisp black + white design
🙌 Display: Freestanding, no hardware — just plop it on your plant shelf and let it silently judge your watering schedule
🎁 Giftable AF: For plant moms, plant dads, and all plant hoarders who pretend they’re “just hobbyists”
Whether you’re deep in plant parenthood or gifting it to your friend who spends more time misting leaves than people, this sign is the perfect dose of sarcastic truth for your leafy shrine.
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