Wood Christmas Ornament – Can I Get a HOYAAAAAAA | Hoya Heart Ornament | Funny Plant Lover Gift
$7.46 $9.95
If your home is 70% Hoyas and 30% “accidentally propagated more,” this ornament is basically your love language. This funny 2.75" laser-cut wood ornament features a heart-shaped Hoya and the iconic phrase every plant person already screams internally: “Can I get a HOYAAAAAAA!”
Lightweight, crisp-engraved, and hanging on natural jute twine, it pops perfectly on any Christmas tree — from frosted farmhouse vibes to chaotic glitter-covered spruce.
Details
2.75" diameter
Laser-cut + engraved on 3mm basswood
Clean, sharp lines (no blurry engraving nonsense)
Comes ready to hang with jute twine
Lightweight for easy hanging on any branch
Cute, funny, and instantly recognizable to Hoya lovers everywhere
Perfect For
✔️ Hoya collectors
✔️ Houseplant lovers
✔️ Funny Christmas ornament swaps
✔️ Plant moms & plant dads
✔️ Secret Santa / coworker gifts
✔️ Anyone who shouts “HOYAAA” without being asked
Shipping from United States
Processing time
1-5 business days
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