Bring unapologetic plant-parent energy straight to the tree with this hilarious 2.75" laser-cut wood ornament. Perfect for the houseplant-obsessed friend who keeps “just one more” leaf baby… and now has a full-blown junglescape in their living room.
This ornament is made from smooth, lightweight basswood, engraved crisp and clean (no blurry lines, no janky details), and finished with a natural jute twine hanger. It's bright, modern, and looks chef’s kiss on any tree—from minimalist white spruce to full-on glitter-bomb chaos.
Why people love it
2.75" diameter – the perfect cute-but-not-tiny size
Laser-cut + engraved 3mm basswood
Crisp, clean artwork for maximum aesthetic
Funny AF text that plant people instantly relate to
Lightweight for easy hanging (even on delicate branches)
Works as a gift tag, stocking stuffer, coworker gift, or “treat yourself” item
Perfect For
✔️ Plant lovers
✔️ Funny Christmas décor fans
✔️ Secret Santa
✔️ Your chaotic plant-addicted bestie
✔️ Anyone who hears “you have too many plants” and immediately buys another one
Shipping from United States
Processing time
1-5 business days
Customs and import taxes
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