Wood Christmas Ornament – I’m Dreaming of a Green Christmas | Monstera Ornament | Funny Plant Lover Holiday Decor

If your idea of a perfect Christmas morning involves fresh new leaves instead of fresh snowfall, this ornament is basically your personality in wood form. This 2.75" laser-cut basswood ornament features a cute Monstera design and the iconic phrase: “I’m dreaming of a Green Christmas.”

Lightweight, crisp-engraved, and finished with natural jute twine, it adds the perfect pop of plant-parent humor to any Christmas tree — farmhouse, minimalist, boho, or full-blown plant jungle.

Details
2.75" diameter
Laser-cut + engraved on 3mm basswood
Crisp linework — no blurring, no muddy edges
Lightweight for easy hanging
Natural jute twine included
Neutral wood tone fits any holiday style

Perfect For
✔️ Monstera lovers
✔️ Houseplant addicts
✔️ Funny Christmas tree décor
✔️ Plant moms & dads
✔️ Secret Santa, stocking stuffers, coworker gifts
✔️ Anyone who wants a green Christmas (in every sense)

Why It’s a Great Gift
Plant people LOVE ornaments that feel niche, aesthetic, and a little unhinged-in-a-cute-way — and this one checks every box. It photographs beautifully, displays well on any tree, and makes an instant “OMG that’s so me” moment for plant lovers.