Set of 4 Wood Christmas Ornaments – Funny Plant Lover Holiday Set | Houseplant Gift

If your Christmas tree looks suspiciously like an extension of your greenhouse, this set is absolutely for you. This listing includes all four of your bestselling funny plant-themed ornaments — each one laser-cut and engraved on smooth 3mm basswood, lightweight, crisp, and ready to hang with natural jute twine.

These ornaments are 2.75" wide, super detailed, and add the perfect blend of cozy holiday vibes + plant parent chaos.

Included Designs
You’ll get ALL FOUR ornaments:
“Can I get a HOYAAAAAAA” – featuring the iconic Hoya heart
“All I want for Christmas is Plants” – the truth, honestly
“Ho Ho Holy Shit That’s a Lot of Plants” – for the unapologetic collector
“I’m Dreaming of a Green Christmas” – festive, leafy, and on brand

Details:
Set of 4 wooden ornaments
Each ornament: 2.75 inches wide
Laser-cut + engraved on 3mm basswood
Lightweight for easy hanging
Clean, crisp artwork (no blurry lines!)
Finished with natural jute twine
Perfect for gifting or keeping for your own plant addiction

Perfect For
✔️ Plant moms & plant dads
✔️ Hoya lovers, Monstera addicts, rare plant collectors
✔️ Funny holiday decor
✔️ Secret Santa / coworker gifts
✔️ Houseplant community swaps
✔️ Anyone whose home humidity is set to rainforest mode

Why They Sell
These ornaments hit the sweet spot between funny, cute, and modern — they photograph beautifully, look amazing on any tree (farmhouse, glam, minimalist, or chaotic), and make instant “OMG I need that” gifts for plant lovers.