Wood Christmas Ornament – Festive AF Plant Ornament | Funny Monstera Holiday Decor | Plant Lover Gift | Houseplant Christmas Ornament

If your holiday vibe is 30% twinkle lights and 70% houseplants… this ornament is basically your personality in wood form.

This 2.75" laser-cut basswood ornament features a Monstera decked out with a star topper, a sassy dangling string of lights and cord, and the bold declaration: FESTIVE AF.
Because honestly? Same.

Whether you hang it on your tree, gift it to your plant-obsessed bestie, or use it as the world’s funniest stocking stuffer—this ornament brings big plant-parent holiday energy.

✨ DETAILS
Size: 2.75 inches wide
Material: 3mm basswood
Design: Laser-engraved Monstera with holiday details
Text: “Festive AF” in bold lettering
Style: Minimalist, modern, and hilariously relatable

✨ WHY IT’S AWESOME
Lightweight
Crisp engraving that looks great on every tree style
Perfect for plant moms, plant dads, chaotic plant collectors, and your irreverent holiday décor aesthetic
Makes everyone laugh—especially at holiday gatherings where someone is definitely already drunk on eggnog

🎁 GIFT IT TO:
Your plant-obsessed friend
Anyone who decorates their plants more than their tree
Yourself, because you earned this level of festive chaos