Funny Plant Stakes Set | Thirsty, Water Me B*tch, I Like It Wet, Mist Me Baby, Daddy

$12.99

Shipping to United States: $3.05

Introducing… The Thirsty Set 💦
Because your plants aren’t subtle… and neither are you.

This set is for the planty peeps that are fine with house guests clutching their pearls and questioning your morality

đź’§ Includes 5 aggressively thirsty plant stakes:
Water Me B*tch
Water Me Daddy
I Like It Wet
Mist Me Baby One More Time
Thirsty AF

PERFECT FOR:
âś” Overwaterers (we see you đź‘€)
âś” Dramatic plants with zero patience
âś” Funny, slightly inappropriate gifts
✔ People who like their plant decor with ✨personality✨

DETAILS
Size: approx 2.8” wide x 2.5” tall
Material: Laser-cut wood
Finish: Natural wood with engraved lettering
Lightweight + reusable

Shipping from United States

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1-2 business days

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  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

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I gladly accept cancellations

 

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